President Donald Trump spent his Valentine’s Day morning lamenting the time he wasted getting to know self-described comedian Bill Maher.

“Sometimes in life you waste time!” Trump posted. “T.V. Host Bill Maher asked to have dinner with me through one of his friends, also a friend of mine, and I agreed. He came into the famed Oval Office much different than I thought he would be. He was extremely nervous, had ZERO confidence in himself and, to soothe his nerves, immediately, within seconds, asked for a ‘Vodka Tonic.’ He said to me, ‘I’ve never felt like this before, I’m actually scared.’ In one respect, it was somewhat endearing!”

Following the dinner, Maher went on his HBO show to say that Trump was “gracious and measured.”

“Fortunately, his Television Ratings are so low that nobody will learn about his various Fake News statements about me,” Trump said. “He is no different than Kimmel, Fallon, or Colbert but, I must admit, slightly more talented!”

“In any event, it was a total waste of time for me to have this jerk at the White House,” Trump added.

Breakups are never easy.